fightingthrough

That beating thing inside my chest? It hurts

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Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway. This was funny only after the fact.

(Source: greyships, via youarepositivelyprimeval)

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Doctor:
Are you sexually active?
Me:
Ha
Me:
Hahahaha
Me:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me:
HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me:
OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me:
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me:
FORGET THAT, JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE GOD DAMN CAR
Me:
Hahaha
Me:
Haaa....
Me:
Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me:
No, no I am not.